We Learned Something New Today!

Today, we learned that when he was in college, Dubya Bush was arrested for trying to tear down a field goal post after a football game. After Yale beat Princeton at Princeton,

Bush and his friends charged the field and tried to knock down the goal posts. Police caught the boy trying to tear apart the goal posts to take a chunk home as a souvenir.

Whew. IVY LEAGUE FOOTBALL! Get excited y'all. I know that I'd never be able to contain myself

Apparently, this incident will appear in Oliver Stone's forthcoming film about the life of Dubya.

Future President? Seems unlikely, actually.