UCF players are now meeting with University Attorneys as part of the continuing investigation into Erek Plancher's death.
We expect the Orlando Sentinel to soon begin reporting that University Torture Experts are waterboarding the UCF players, shocking them with alligator clips connected to car batteries, tearing their fingernails out with rusty pliers, giving them the ol' dutch oven, and probably even directing mean spirited [expletives] at them.
We'll be waiting with bated breath for that forthcoming expose.
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