Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Tampa Tribune Reports Awfulness of USF

Today's Tampa Tribune expounds on the awfulness of USF.

Brett McMurphy notes that USF lost because:
  1. USF was severely outplayed.
  2. USF was severely outcoached.
  3. The Bulls were full of themselves.
  4. The Bulls are notoriously bad performing front runners.
  5. Oregon had a better plan.
So in other words...USF = Awful.

UCF fan, wrap this around you like a warm, warm, blanket. At least the Knights won their conference.

FSU fan, know that you are not alone in collapsing in a bowl game. Again.

UF fan, keep feeling superior, knowing that you have the undisputed best program in the state.

UM fan, you are still so fucked. Seriously.

Happy New Year!

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