Sutton Too Dumb to Breath Unaided, Sinks UF Recruiting Class to #2

Gator Recruit Chaz Sutton failed to qualify academically, meaning that the Gator's recruiting class has now dropped to #2. Funny, it wasn't too long ago that we mocked his classmate and would-be Gator recruit Franklin Green for failing to qualify. The loss of Chaz also means that the Gators are denied the opportunity to have both a Chaz and a Chas on the team simultaneously.

Chaz Sutton is therefore too dumb to breath without assistance.

Breath, Chaz Sutton! BREATH