Monday, June 30, 2008

UCF Football Player Ricky Kay Arrested

UCF walk-on Ricky Kay was arrested after, of course, driving back to campus from the club. At the campus parking garage, he managed to both run over a stop sign and break a pressure gauge attached to a fire sprinkler.

Kay's been charged with misdemeanor destruction of property and "preventing or hindering firefighter equipment." Quite possibly, the wussiest felony ever.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Chris Leak signs with the CFL's Hamilton Tiger-Cats

You knew this was coming.

“We consider Chris to be a great CFL quarterback prospect,” said Hamilton general manager Bob O’ Billovich.

Fuckin' ouch. Yeah, Leak is considered a great CFL quarterback prospect. Just what any aspiring player wants to hear. Oh, Chris Leak...we had such high hopes for you after that AAFL Post-Draft Party.

We're only kidding.

We never had high hopes.

Something Happened While We Weren't at the Keyboard!

UF grabbed two more recruits for next year: Mike Gillislee and Nu'Keese Richardson.

Gillislee chose Florida over offers from Michigan, Auburn, Da U, The Fightin' Zooks, NC State, Notre Dame, Clemson, South Carolina, and others.

Nu'Keese Richardson committed to UF over offers from Georgia, Michigan, and both USCs. Nu'Keese, we welcome you and your first name.