Saturday, January 12, 2008

OL Barnum Commits to UF, Probably Unable to Spell "UF"

Ricky Barnum of Lake Gibson High has committed to play for the Gators. He played guard in high school, but will have the opportunity to compete for a starting job at center.

The Gainesville Sun reports that Barnum scored an 18 on his ACT, making it highly questionable that the recruit can even spell "U-F." Barnum's score is not only below the national average, but is roughly equivalent to scoring 860-890 on the SAT. This score puts the offensive lineman in the 33rd percentile (Ricky, hint: this means roughly two-thirds of test takers are smarter than you).

Of course, he's been recruited to protect Tim Tebow, not to study non-fermi liquid behavior in the U1-xLuxCu5 system. With the addition of Barnum, the Gators now have the seventh ranked recruiting class in the country.

Equation . (3)
I don't need to know how to track no antiferromagnetic transition in U1-xLuxCu5!

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