Mining ColtBrennanblog.com For All It's Worth

Georgia tore Hawaii's soul apart in a brutal Sugar Bowl, smashing the reputation of the WAC and undermining the respectability of non-BCS conferences everywhere. As Ivan Maisel wrote, "The result Tuesday night is what the BCS and its bowls feared when they opened their doors to college football's wretched refuse. Hawaii looked like a huddled mass unable to let its quarterback breathe free." Ouch.

In the wake of this epic beating, Every Day Should Be Saturday has drawn our attention to "Colt Brennan Blog." EDSBS points out one of the greatest blog comments ever written:

• DON HO // January 1, 2008 at 8:09 pm

  Mele Kalikimaka, thanks ALOT for that performance 41-10!!! I just got kicked out out of heaven for that performance! I don’t even like football!!!! Owwww It’s hot down here!!!! Everybody hates The Hukilau and Tiny Bubbles THANKS A LOT COLT

A plethora of other amazing comments exist, however, and cry out for exposure. Consider the comments of Middle Schooler Puamai’ole Kala-Reantaso, whose name defies attempts at pronunciation:

"I cried for you when you got injured and prayed that everything would be okay."

I'm sure it was a tearful night for little Puamai’ole Kala-Reantaso. Georgia sacked Brennan eight times, knocked him down a Helluva lot more, and generally used the quarterback as a meat puppet. Get the kleenex.

Consider also the sage comments of Aaron Lepkowski: "Please someone tell me, this guy is thee best Qb in all of college history in my opinion. If he can play another year he can get the heisman!" There are so many things wrong with this statement, it makes my brain hurt.

Another poster on ColtBrennanblog.com pointed out that "Hawaii had a good season but was ultimatly [sic] exposed." Of course, Brennan's had problems with exposing himself before, hasn't he? I think Georgia might have consented, though.

I'll leave you with one final comment: "Colt was a winner the day he turned his back from worldly gains..." Yes, Colt Brennan is apparently Jesus. No clue as to whether he will rise from the dead after the Sugar Bowl.