Friday, January 4, 2008

Last Glimpse of the Orange Bowl...Perhaps You'd Like to Buy a Part?

Tonight is the last chance for a national TV audience to glimpse the Orange Bowl before that much-beloved, much-maligned, decrepit old structure gets torn down. At 8 o'clock...the Offense-Defense All-American Bowl for high-school seniors.

Wow. Uh, gee.

But there are also a number of ways you can get your greedy paws on a piece of history. Much of the stadium will be auctioned off, including the urinals. Fans can also buy their specific seat from when they were season ticket holders.

And yes, the actual Orange Bowl (not held in the Orange Bowl) was so uninspiring, that this is the most interesting Orange Bowl related piece of commentary we could generate. Look, its a dry hole, folks. The Miami Herald called the game "relatively competitive," which, really, is a charitable characterization.

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