Yes, we also saw Darren "D'Lish," the best sports agent we know. And, in fact, the only sports agent we know. (Look, dude, a shout-out.)
The event was surreal, owing in no small part due to the quinceanera going on nearby, which seemed at times to blend with the AAFL party in a confusing way. The ratio of skanky women to players was extraordinarily high. A plethora of apparent hookers attended, wearing a variety of animal print items and almost a whole square foot of fabric each. We can honestly say we've never seen so many zebra skin stoles-- anywhere. Tempted as we were to take photos, we refrained out of fear of getting nailed in the eye with a stiletto. Even more hilarious was the cluster of scantily clad women lurking outside the ropes, held at bay by the bouncers. Just fantastic.
All in all, a great time, and a hilarious one. We are totally rooting for the AAFL to succeed.
Is there a nobler death than sacrificing yourself for a skank to look hilarious?
2 comments:
Much appreciation for the shout out; however, I must challenge your most absurd comment overheard at the event.
I believe the best comment was muttered by the President of Team Florida. I was talking to him with my date about the alcohol policy at the games when some drunk whore shoves his shoulder and asks if he just saw her boobs. He turns back to us and goes, "I don't know who the hell that is." and walked away.
I felt like I was at a Bar Mitzvah with no kids and few Jews.
Yeah, that was amazing. The women there were too funny. I WANT AAFL TICKETS.
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