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...Oh, look. College Football News has things to say about UF.

Hmph. Back to the off-season doldrums...go read about Joakim Noah's pot arrest or something.

Preston Parker Missing...Two Games?

Yes, FSU's Preston Parker is missing a whooping two games. Why? Oh, yeah, some thing that involved cannabis and a .45. Parker pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors arising out of that incident.

That...is some incredibly lax punishment for what started out as a felony and a misdemeanor.

BLAM! BLAM!

Because guns and college football players go together so, like, awesomely:

UCF Cornerback Johnell Neal got shot with an assault rifle. Said the Baton Rouge police department:

"Suspects were apparently hiding beside [his family's] house and waiting for the right opportunity to shoot him while he was standing in front of the house."

UF's early enrollee Matt Patchan also got popped. He was shot in the shoulder at a park in Brandon. He's expected to recover in three weeks. Of course, a lot of UM fans threatened to kill him after he committed to UF instead of UM...this probably, definitely, has definitely nothing to do with those maniacs.

Peace Out, Hornsby

See you later. It takes a truly special kind of jackass to fraudulently use a dead woman's credit card for months.