UM5STAR: Guys like me are what we call DACs. Distant Assistant Coaches. Our job is to go on every message board and basically plea and beg for top recruits to become a Cane. We are like Randy's soldiers. We give the recruits the added attention. We make them feel like stars before they even arrive on campus. I do my flyin' around for Coach Shannon at the keyboard.
Hilarious. Even better: Canes fans on other message boards getting obsessive, over-excited, and overheated about the parody article:
Shandel from sun-sentinel is making fun of UM fans!!!!
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