"Hats" In Les Miles Own Word's

Sports Illustrated reports LSU Coach Les Miles thoughts and musings about hats. As you know, hats are a vitally important topic in the public sphere, a topic that cries out for more discussion in the national media. Here Miles's feelings about hats, in his own words:

"For as long as I've been coaching, I've been wearing a hat."
"It doesn't stay on my head all the time."
"It's kind of important to me that there's a little high-rise on the front end of the hat. I like a traditional cap if you don't mind."
"Hats really have changed. They come down a little flatter in the front."
"This is the first time anyone's noticed."

Transcendent!