USF Coach Jim Leavitt says, of the fact that USF's game against Kansas is not expected to sell out:
"Fifty-two thousand isn't bad," Leavitt said. "It's more than they got at Central Florida, right? By a bunch. And that's a sellout over there, right? I'm not making comparisons, and I probably shouldn't have said those things about them the other day. I'm not taking any of it back, but I mean, they have a good program. George (O'Leary) does a good job there."
This is sort of like us insulting Hugh Heffner for having insufficient numbers of bikini women in his grotto. We, of course, lack a grotto of our own (to say nothing of our wont of bikini women). Why would we cast aspersions on another man's grotto given such a condition?
Dear Jim: You do not have a stadium, so don't complain about how many people we cram into ours.
But wait! They play in Raymond James! News flash: it says "Buccaneers" in the end zone and has a god damn pirate ship. A god damn pirate ship. So that doesn't count.
And listen genius...The Dungeon has 45,301 seats. If it had more, believe me, we would will them for key games, too.
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