Friday, September 26, 2008

Trojans Rupture, 'Quizz All Over the Field

Trojans can't hold back 'Quizz? Beavers snatch victory? Beavers dirty Sanchez? And a slew of other double entendres as well.

The Oregon State Beavers rode freshman Jacquizz Rodgers to victory against the USC Trojans, 27-21. The flaccid Trojan defense gave up 186 yards and two touchdowns to Rodgers in what will no doubt be USC's marquee loss of the season.

This seems to be the usual USC pattern. Destroy your opponents, looking like men among boys, and then flop horribly to a bad team, thereby destroying USC's title hopes. That's right Oregon State, UCLA, Stanford (and Oregon State again)-- we're looking at you.

We're usually of the opinion that Pete Carroll poops rainbows. This time, he and his team pooped a brick. And Oregon State? They apparently pooped on USC:


Trojans can't come from behind.

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