1. BC Fans are Unsure of What to Do at a Football Game. No cursing, threatening, shouting, cheering, clapping of hands or stamping of feet. Indeed, we are fairly certain that BC fans lack the tendons needed to stand. The SEC, this was not. Hell, the C-USA, this was not. By comparison . . .
2. Six UCF Fans are Louder than an Entire Section of BC Fans. We are very proud of our fellow UCF fans. We used to complain loudly, bitterly, and often that UCF fans were insufficiently passionate about their team. Consider the complaints withdrawn. UCF fans are rowdier by far than the meek and feeble BC fans.
3. But that guy Brad was pretty cool. We did have one of the most pleasant half time conversations with Brad, the only BC fan in earshot who cheered like someone at a football game. And UCF was even leading at the time! If this were an SEC game he would have preemptively smashed us in the face with a whiskey bottle and dragged us out to his mobile home/ meth lab/ redneck torture chamber.
Northeast liberals just don't understand preemption.
4. A plague on all of your kickers. Even the BC fans were not as awful as the kickers from both teams. Seriously, y'all are very bad at football. Two kicks bounce off the posts? Ridiculous short misses. Unacceptable. What is wrong with the kickers? What could make them so profoundly, profoundly terrible?
Oh. Well, it all makes sense, then.
5. We sorely miss 24K and his amateur status. How is that whole "going pro early" thing working out for you, anyway? Pretty mediocre you say?
6. What a Disheartening Season this will be. When you get schooled by a team playing as turnover-tastic as BC, you know it's going to be a long, long season. We only have one BCS school left to try and upset and that is not going to happen. We saw Miami play, and they are going to reduce the Knights to a bloody smear when the teams meet in October.
6 comments:
Hey BC, your kids are missing chromosomes, VERY IMPORTANT CHROMOSOMES!
Mmmm...maybe we should do a "Top Ten Things We Screamed/ Did Not Scream at the BC Game."
Sure thing guy, BC fans are bad because we didn't come out in force to jeer your sorry-ass school. That would be like booing your student body when they participate in the special olympics. Now, when FSU comes up, that's a real Florida school to boo. gooooo knights (to a better school!)
BC is the Rollins College of the North East. BC is for people that cant get into the Ivy League are scared of a large state school. At BC you overpay to be undereducated... and to be touched by a priest inappropriately.
Hey, Anonymous UCF fan.
At BC, you don't overpay to get touched by a priest inappropriately.
Everyone knows no payment is involved. They do that for free.
First of all, what the hell is Rollins College? Secondly, there are way too many grammar and syntax errors in your insults to make BC students/fans feel poorly. Finally, UCF is for dumb kids who can't get out of Florida and can't get into UF. At UCF you overpay to go to a laughably awful school with a surprisingly worse football team.
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